Okay family and loved ones, if you want me to go to counselling this is what you need to show me. Your well-meaning suggestions have always lacked funny voices AND I’M PRETTY SURE THAT’S WHY I’M SAD ANYWAY.
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other people are pretty good at blogging, especially the ones in this column
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Why is this so funny, I have no idea.
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Self-portrait
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Jim Bryson and John K. Samson - Raised All Wrong (Souther Souls Session)
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“While the nation’s poets have been quick to emphasize the birch limb, sheathed in ice, their faith unbroken their petaled lies untold, a vast majority told reporters that ‘Womb womb womb, womb womb...”
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“At one point he wandered over to the next table to give a back massage to his friend, author and Daily Show correspondent John Hodgman, who was dining with indie rockers Aimee Mann and John Roderick....”
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how to kiss
[step 1] open your mouth as wide as possible. make sure to stick out your tongue as far as you can, too, since kisses are like, 90% that thing
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